collection begun 1989
served 10 dollops at at time

Violence against women is never funny - unless it's Verne Troyer trying to slap Janet Reno in the face.

Between the FCC, news programs trying to make money, leftists swinging political correctness and the rightwingers pushing morals and religion I'm suprised that people ever learn anything by watching TV.

"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will learn to call me master." -- Return of the Jedi

If you love something, set if free. If it comes back, it's dependent on you.

No matter how much you beat a dead horse, it will never rise to the occasion.

So let me see if I have this straight: We invaded a country for whatever reason du jour (WMDs, Saddam an evil dictator, 9/11, terrorists, etc.), without the people at the top having the foreknowledge of the history of the area or the difference between various Muslim sects, took out the relatively secular (although admittedly dictator-based) government in favor of a far more Islamic (but democratically elected) government and continued to occupy said country, fighting in some cases FOR the Shia (being assisted by our sworn enemies, Iran) and against the insurgent Sunnis (that our allies, the Saudis, support). Have I got that right? Anyone else thinking that the people in charge do not know their ass from their elbow? Feel safer in that "War on Terror"? -- Crooksandliars.com 12/06/06

"Give people access to the tools they need to succeed and then get out of their way as they proceed to shoot themselves in the collective foot." -- Slugs_of_a_banana_nature

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom?

"This is not the first time that Europe has been passive while a Jew-hating tyrant with a weird looking mustache killed the people by giving them gas. [Pause.] Obviously I'm talking about Chef Boyardee." -- Sarah Silverman

I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your ass laminated.

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Cost of the war in Iraq:

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