collection begun 1989
served 10 dollops at at time

If there's one constant in the universe, it is the excruciating narcissism of the young. -- Mark Morford

Beware the organization that claims it has no assholes. They're full of shit.

"Should any political party attempt to abolish Social Security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are (xxx)..a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." -- President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 11/8/54

We don't bleed in your pool, so please don't swim in our blood.

"Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split." -- Robert E. Howard

This country will not be free until the last health insurance actuary is strangled with the entrails of the last pharmaceutical company rep.

When you have one party trying to break the government to prove that government doesn't work, government will never work.

"A loving relationship is only a short term cruel joke waiting to deliver the punch line at the worst possible moment." -- Smoochless

A cultural anthropologist is a scientist trained to observe that every society is a little bit mad, including his own. He holds his job by never mentioning this fact explicitly.

All that serves labor serves the nation. All that harms is treason. If a man tells you he trusts America, yet fears labor, he is a fool. There is no America without labor, and to fleece the one is to rob the other. -- Abraham Lincoln

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