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Tattoos are like the mullet you can never cut, or the acid washed jeans you can never change.

Don't trust urologists. They're only looking out for number one.

i believe in the glorious inevitability of sensible and supposedly adult situations turning horribly ugly. -- Rich Bown

Seriously, has anyone EVER met a college Republican that wasn't a petulant, sniveling, conniving little piss-ant dickwidget?

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers

Spacing is the only difference between psychotherapist and psycho the rapist.

Democrats play good cop to the Republicans' bad cop. But we're still handcuffed to the chair.

"Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of women's arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content." - Conan T. Barbarian

You keep telling me your religion is Earth-based, but I think it comes from Uranus.

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Stuffed in a sack and tied to the back of a mule" -- J. Valdez

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