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The fat people of 30 years ago were skinnier than the fat people of today. It's like obesity inflation.

You want to live in fear? Fine. Do it. Move away from major population centers, build yourself a rock-solid bunker and buy a lot of guns. But don't you DARE be so afraid on my behalf that you'll give away my freedom and privacy. -- Humean_Nature

"I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub." - Grover Norquist, President of Americans for Tax Reform, NPR Morning Edition, 05-25-01

"Who despises me and my praiseworthy craft, I'll hit on the head that it resounds in his heart." -- Augustin Staidt, Federfechter

You won't ever see honest people in power. First off you need smart people in power. Most of those either go after money or science or medicine or what have you, or geek out in IT. But the bigger problem is that all of politics is inherently dishonest. So your remaining smart people who are honest avoid politics because of how slimy it is. Thus most all the people who hold actual real power in the country are dishonest and maybe not even smart. -- darkenergy

The Law of Inverse Ninjutsu states that the strength, stealth, stamina, etc. of any one ninja is inversely proportional to the number of that type of ninja in the area.

"and it's not like it was a huge deal, like deflowering a virgin ..."

I couldn't care less about lesbians at this point in my life - it's all "been there done that". The thrill is gone as far as watching two women pantomime supposed lust for each other, even if their intentions are actually Sapphic. Outside of maybe a porno flick all this "lesbian chic" that has found it's way into modern society is just boring ... the whole thing is just one big pile of manure masquerading itself as "hip", and all bets were off for any kind of lesbian thrill after Hollywood got involved. -- Flea

It's not true that I think with my dick. But I do go to it a lot for advice.

Relationship-speak translation: "I think we should see other people" really means "Ha, ha, I already am!" -- quoted by j.

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