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If you give food to the poor they call you a saint. If you ask why the poor have no food they call you a communist.

Ain't dem Girl Cooties just, like yucky? -- TheDavid

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every few minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper - Rod Serling

Send more Cong! Send more Cong! -- The Phantom Blooper

"Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion." -- Mark Twain

"Sometimes you will find yourself to be as an extinguished light; do not doubt, you will soon be back." -- M. Filippo Vadi, 15th c.

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

We don't "use ki', we have Archimedes. -- Hugh Knight

The American Dream (tm) is just another pyramid scheme.

I am doing an impression of an SCA mercenary captain circa 2013. I have a half dozen suits of armour I wear for various combat activities. I don't have persona, I have outfits. -- Nissan Maxima

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