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During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. -- George Orwell

"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away." -- Barry Goldwater

"I'm thinking about giving my ex-girlfriend a call tonight. It depends which comes up first - my Warrior Spirit or my Dinner" -- me, 5/7/95

It's not true that I think with my dick. But I do go to it a lot for advice.

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced." -- Frank Zappa

"Give people access to the tools they need to succeed and then get out of their way as they proceed to shoot themselves in the collective foot." -- Slugs_of_a_banana_nature

It's not the size of the Bible - it's the motion of the devotion.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. More than that no man is entitled, and less than that no man shall have." -- Theodore Roosevelt, 1903

"I am an almost extinct breed, an old-fashioned gentleman - which means I can be a cast-iron son-of-a-bitch when it suits me." -- Jubal Harshaw

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