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I don't NEED your love. I've got my BANDAGES to keep me warm. -- theDavid

I couldn't care less about lesbians at this point in my life - it's all "been there done that". The thrill is gone as far as watching two women pantomime supposed lust for each other, even if their intentions are actually Sapphic. Outside of maybe a porno flick all this "lesbian chic" that has found it's way into modern society is just boring ... the whole thing is just one big pile of manure masquerading itself as "hip", and all bets were off for any kind of lesbian thrill after Hollywood got involved. -- Flea

I fully support The War on Christmas - by selling weapons to both sides.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. -- Ambrose Bierce

You can't spell "analytic" without "anal tic"

All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. -- Thomas Paine

The real terrorists are the politicians and the corporations who elect them. They who are driving fear into Americans day in and day out. It's not a war on terror. It's a war of terror. It's a war on Americans by their own government. They're preying on our good will and terror after 9/11 to steadily and surely revoke our Bill of Rights. A true American Reichstag for a New American Century. And so far, it's gone exactly according to the script.

Taking away the hussars is like taking someone to the bamboo forests in China but not letting them see any pandas. Hussars are our version of the charismatic megafauna. -- Jason

"If all your friends are fat, there are no see-saws, only catapults" -- Demetri Martin

It's easy to trap wild boar. First, dig a pit and line it with ashes. Then, put a ring of peas around the pit. When a boar stops to take a pea, you run up and kick it in the ash hole.

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