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"Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of women's arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content." - Conan T. Barbarian

The cops at night
Taze you on sight
*clap clap clap clap*
Deep in the heart of Texas!

"Ger" is an ancient Mongolian word that means "I'd rather get kicked in the balls by an entire roller derby team than help you set up that monstrosity".

Oswald was armed with nothing more than an 8 millimeter movie camera. It was Zapruder who fired the fatal shots.

I pledge allegiance to the corporations
of the United States of America.
And to the stockholders, for which they stand,
One nation, under the god of money, socially divisible,
With liberty, justice, and health care for those who can afford it.

Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you are, in fact, not just surrounded by assholes." -- William Gibson

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the wise carry both.

"The real difference between the Great Depression and the Great Recession: In a depression the rich take to jumping out windows and swallowing bullets, in a recession they just get richer while the rest of us lose our homes and livelihoods." -- Jim Wright

Only assholes make blanket statements.

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again" - Pat Robertson (asshat extrodinaire!)

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