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"Sex without pain is like food without taste"-- M. de Sade

"Although I don't dress like Satan any more, I am still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass." -- The Undertaker

I don't mind liberals. Mimes, on the other hand, should be hunted for sport and adventure. -- Anti_freak_machine

How'd you like to bite *her* on the ass, get lockjaw, and be dragged to death?

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Zero Tolerance=Zero Thought

There's a never ending supply of little packets of Fear and Outrage, dispensed like crack from your computer and TV.

"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
And go to your God like a soldier." --Rudyard Kipling

i'm suprisingly supportive of electroshock. it's just better used if applied to the politicians *AFTER* they are elected. -- heap

I'm sorry, but the "equality of the sexes through martial arts" meme is another one of those ugly lies people who don't know any better love to spread. What might be a viciously disabling technique from a man might be only a slightly uncomfortable distraction from a woman; sorry, I know it's not PC to say that, but it's true. People watch too much TV wherein a cute little supermodel beats the hell out of big, strong, trained men to show how empowered she is. It never, ever works that way unless the guy is less macho than the average hamster (which is, I admit, becoming the norm in this day and age)" -- Rhys

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