collection begun 1989
served 10 dollops at at time

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -- Mark Twain

There was a mime funeral yesterday. It was the first time in recorded history that people were happy to see a mime trapped in a box.

But there are no happy endings. There are no endings of any kind. At most, we are given happy moments. -- Poul Anderson, 'There Will Be Time'

It looks like the experiment of allowing the Supreme Court to appoint a moron President of the United States has failed terribly, wouldn't you say? -- midgettossa

I pledge allegiance to the corporations
of the United States of America.
And to the stockholders, for which they stand,
One nation, under the god of money, socially divisible,
With liberty, justice, and health care for those who can afford it.

Highlander: There can be only one.
Highlander 2: There should have only been one.
Highlander 3: The Apology
Highlander 4: Just milking the franchise for every dollar we can.
Highlander 5: No, we're not kidding.

Death is better than taxes because death doesn't get worse every year.

Highlander: There can be only one.
Highlander 2: There should have only been one.
Highlander 3: The Apology
Highlander 4: Just milking the franchise for every dollar we can.
Highlander 5: No, we're not kidding.

"Short, successful military adventures are as effective as the Super Bowl in diverting people's attention from unpleasant truths." -- John Stockwell, former CIA official

"I used to be a Liberal. Now I'm just socially liberal (small-L), fiscally conservative (small-C), and with a strong streak of libertarianism (again, small-L). And I bet I'm not alone." -- Dennis O'Connor