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Not only is a full suit of armor the world's best diuretic (once it's all on, you immediately need to pee), but somehow, even in the hottest weather, harnischfecten makes your nuts hug as close to your body as they can get. It's like they're much smarter than one's brain.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right. -- Dan Quayle

Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage. - H.L. Mencken

The enemy of my enemy is merely my enemy's enemy, not my friend.

If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.

Fox News is my daily aerobics workout. After shouting "BULLSHIT!" at the top of my lungs for thirty minutes, I feel refreshed and invigorated! -- Michael Rivero

Milli-helen: the amount of beauty necessary to launch one ship.

Hay solamente uno!

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life.
Get a man elected to Congress and he'll steal from the beggar and the fisherman until the day he dies.

"Any time two characters are talking about a third, the scene is a crock of shit." - David Mamet

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