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"I felt a kind of forlorn sense of being lost in a world of incredibly stupid and malicious dwarfs." -- Aleister Crowley

It's hard to claim the moral high ground when that high ground is a pile of bodies.

Ronin ronin ronin, beat them ninjas, ronin,
keep those ninjas movin', samuraaaaaaaaiiiiiii

At this point, I think it might be more meaningful to understand the American electorate not as supporters of political parties, but as market segments.

"Freudian slip" (n.): When you say one thing, but mean your mother

"Philosophy... comes from philo, meaning "wild, mind blowing shit to think about," and sophy, meaning "until you grow up a little more and realize it's a dumb waste of time." -- Doc Evil

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every few minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper - Rod Serling

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

There is no despair so deep that it cannot be overcome with a fifth of Chivas and a blonde in leather.

I came in to this world naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood. I'm not afraid to go out the same way.

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