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"I had learned to take tears as a warning sign of an involvement no longer beneficial to my lifestyle" -- the Sandtiger

If we really were intelligently designed, stupid would hurt. - SherKhan

Aftermath: what happens when you solve a problem using math.

Sure I'm happy to be alive. I'm just not very happy about being awake!

The more I look at the current political leaders, the more "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" looks like a good option. -- Eric Mauer

Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. -- Duke Logan

I don't give a damn about apathy.

The world did not change on 9/11. The USA changed, from being a democracy of freedom and courage to a cage of frightened rabbits led by an idiot and a power hungry criminal. - Armchair_Invective

Miracle Whip is Satan, Hellman's is divine.

"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!" -- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (former Iraqi Information Minister, currently unemployed)

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