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Only assholes make blanket statements.

Democrats play good cop to the Republicans' bad cop. But we're still handcuffed to the chair.

Having President Bush set up the Iraq war investigation is like asking Michael Jackson to investigate whether there is child molestation going on at Neverland.

Bush flip-flops just as much as Kerry, but the feces thrown by the GOP monkeys sticks better and is longer-lasting than the feces thrown by the Democratic monkeys

"The Marquis of Fantailler got into many fights in his youth, most of them as a result of being known as the Marquis of Fantailler, and wrote a set of rules for which he termed 'the noble art of fisticuffs' which mostly consisted of a list of places where people weren't allowed to hit him. Many people were impressed with his work and later stood with noble chest outthrust and fists balled in a spirit of manly aggression against people who hadn't read the Marquis's book but did know how to knock people senseless with a chair." -- Terry Pratchett

"Stop quoting laws to us, we carry swords." -- Pompey the Great

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

If you can buy it at the mall, it ain't "counterculture!"

Never argue with an idiot. From a distance, no one can tell the difference.

Why does the media insist on calling intelligent design an 'alternative' to the theory of evolution? That's like saying pancakes are a good alternative to an internal combustion engine. -- whatshisname

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